Peyton Manning Will Be Quarterback Of Every NFL Team Next Season
Indianapolis, Indiana (HAHAJK) – While dispelling rumors by several teams claiming that the recovering Indianapolis Colts quarterback would be at the helm of their team, Peyton Manning announced Thursday Morning that he would sign a lucrative multiple team contract with all 32 teams and split his time among them throughout the 2012 season.
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Peyton manning says he will be the quarterback of every team next year so people won't have to fight over him (Alexey Stiop / Shutterstock.com)
“Once I recover I don’t want to be tied down,” Manning told reporters outside hi Indianapolis home. “I might as well be a QB with every team. I’m a Manning.”
Peyton explained how his chances of getting another Super Bowl ring would be really high, if he was to be a member of every team, which would allow him to get over the consuming jealousy he felt for his younger brother Eli.
“I am top dog here,” Manning added. “It’s time to put my little bitch brother back in his little bitch place.”
