Islamic Extremist Terrorist Groups Adopt Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy

London, England (HAHAJK) – After decades of eluding US Military forces, Islamic extremist groups and terrorist organizations have finally adopted their own Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (DADT) policy in an effort to keep their activities in secret.

Under the new DADT policy, this man says he isn't saying anything, starting...now

The policy is markedly different from the longstanding policy enforced by American armed forces to keep openly homosexual soldiers from serving.

Known terrorist leader Saham Malif-Saleem explains via VHS video tape to HAHAJK how the policy differs. “Our DADT policy has little to do with the homosexuals and everything to do with members keeping their mouth shut.

“Yeah, we usually execute homosexuals the moment we find out,” says Malif-Saleem. “This is more about our members not saying anything about our plans or asking group leaders prying questions. Loose lips sink ships.”

The new DADT policy is meant to discourage people from going to the police with their concerns about terrorism plots, terrorist activities, and fatwa’s as part of the campaign to continue exacting terror on the world.

The policy says: If you see something, don’t say anything. If something seems wrong, don’t ask any questions about it.

Muslim extremist community leaders are openly teaching people how to identify police informants, encouraging them to never talk to a lawyer, to never speak with the authorities, and reminding people already working with law enforcement that they are already walking dead men.

Malif-Saleem asks, “How can we do what we do if people are going around telling everybody our plans?” “Terrorism relies on secrecy. Anybody who doesn’t get that doesn’t deserve to get a thousand virgins in Heaven that’s for sure.”