100-year Old Prostitute Still Making A Decent Living
London, England (HAHAJK) – Doris Berg is the world’s oldest working prostitute. Imagine your grandma having sex for money right after making Christmas cookies, and that might start to put things in perspective.
The “working girl” is a resident of Malta and still making a decent living as a whore, giving teeth-less blowjobs and sex with a vagina as dry as the Sahara.
Berg counts her loot after a session
The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her 100th birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom previous clients, and dressed in costume to protect their identities.
“I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams. “I also enjoyed lapping up their semen after they paid me to do what I do best. Yum, yum, yum.”
Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. That fact is, she is so old she has trouble remembering anything. You see, she comes from a long line of ladies of the night.
“My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun, but I’m sure she was jacking off priests. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations. We need one though to make more prostitutes. All I know is my cooch is still ready to go, and I will work any pole as best as I can.”
Berg says she frequently falls asleep while having sex, but says if you just nudge her she will wake up and get right back to work. “I’m 100yrs old. Give me a break.”
What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Those hot shots with their tight pussies and energy. I have more experience in my right non-functional ovary than they have in their entire body. I invented half the moves these kids use. That’s right.”
Despite the fact that her younger days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “Momma needs frozen dinners, and I still knows hows to gets ‘em.”
