Women: Big D*ck Is Non-Factor in Choosing Mate
(HAHAJK) – Sorry guys. While a big penis may look great on film in a pornographic movie, most women say that a large member frightens them and has no impact on the level of attraction between them and their mate, according to a new study by the Old Spice Center for Human Sexuality.
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Years ago doctors confirmed that only two inches of penile length where needed to penetrate a woman’s lady parts, but it wasn’t until recently that research showed that most women were terrified of a penis eight inches or more in size.
Women prefer a man with an average sized penis and a job over an unemployed man with a large sex organ
“What the hell am I supposed to do with that thing? Choke on it and be in pain? No thanks,” one woman explained. “If a man is good looking, has a job and a normal-sized dick, that is all I care about. Most guys with big dicks are unemployed anyways.”
Researchers say that the women may be on to something. 7 out of 10 men who posses a large penis are unemployed and have low earning potential that comes from thinking that their giant sex organ will provide them all the financial security they need.
“They couldn’t be more wrong,” says Dr. Ophelia Morris, of the Institute. “Unless that thick veiny baby maker has a law degree shooting out of it, most women, and employers aren’t interested.”
The institute determined that women are most attracted to men who pay attention to them, aren’t assholes, and haven’t been married several times.
“It is pretty much everything you expect,” says Dr. Morris. “Women, in general, are attracted to men who aren’t f*cking losers, big penis or not. There are of course the women who are the standard deviation and want to be with someone who has tattoos and has a mohawk, but they were probably molested as a child or have daddy issues. Give me a man with a good job and a regular sized penis any day of the week.”
