Spanking Children is Therapeutic for Parents; Feels ‘Really Good’
Washington D.C. (HAHAJK) – Your 5-year-old child just tried to microwave the cat. While the idea of counseling might rear its ugly head the first thing you think to do is bend the kid over your knee and take the express train to spanktown. No stops.
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A mom prepares to discipline her child and start to feel good again
However, child therapists now say that spanking can lead to emotional problems for children, which is all fine and good, but doesn’t address how good it feels to discipline a naughty child, or let them know that there are consequences for bad behavior in life, according to one parent group.
“My kid thought it would be funny to put grape jelly in the fuel tank of my lawn mower,” says a concerned dad, that wished to be referred to as John. “That is a $500 lawnmower that is now garbage. Someone’s ass is getting spanked.”
John says that the anger that has built up inside him has to be released and there is no better place to do so than on the ass of a unruly child. “Just after a few good slaps I start to feel much better,” John says. “I can tune out the crying and the screaming because it feels good to let them know that I am not gonna stand for this bullsh*t anymore. After like five slaps I ease off, but the endorphins are flowing and everything is good…for me anyway. My kid won’t soon forget what they did.”
Other parental groups say this behavior is abhorrent and parents like John should be arrested or have their kids taken away. John says people like that need a spanking too.
“Sounds like they need a good ass-slapping themselves,” he reasons. “The only people that are against spanking are the ones who never were spanked as a child. Well, maybe it is time. Who knows, they might even like it.”
Dr, George Sambone, a psychologist, says that spanking is a acceptable alternative to punching holes in walls or taking a baseball bat to the tree in the back yard because those activities by themselves seem crazy and disturbing. However, when we see a parent spank a child, we know that that little bastard probably did something to deserve it.
He reasons, “If your first reaction when you see a parent spank a child is horror, maybe you should ask yourself what t hat little piece of sh*t did to warrant it.”
