Manhattan Woman Disappointed Pandora Isn’t All About Pandas
New York, New York (HAHAJK) – Manhattan resident and panda bear enthusiast Helen Dillon-Rhenquist was disappointed on Wednesday when she discovered that the personalized internet radio service, Pandora, wasn’t a site devoted to black and white bamboo eating animals, sources close to her say.
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Ms. Dillon-Rhenquist can't believe Pandora isn't all about pandas
“I thought I was going to see lot’s of panda pictures, videos, and touching stories all about those lovable hug-able creatures,” Dillon-Rhenquist tells HAHAJK. “Instead it was just a site that helps you find new music based on your old and current favorites. I don’t want to listen to any music! I want to learn more about pandas!”
Dillon-Rhenquist claims that she called the internet radio service to complain, but was disappointed after her words fell on deaf ears.
“They told me to stop calling or they would involve the police. I told them I should be calling the panda police on them for misleading people, then they hung up.”
A second Google search directed Ms. Dillon-Rhenquist to a different site, which she found to be full of what she was searching for.
“Now this is more like it,” she revealed to a friend over tea. “I have a right mind to sue this Pandora nonsense and get that name over to people with some real panda information. I just love them so much. I wish I could hug one right now.”
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