Hostage Crisis/Love Triangle (VIDEO)
(HAHAJK) — A kidnapper has taken a hostage, and it looks like the hostage has taken his heart.
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An Interview with a Fetus
(HAHAJK) –A women’s right to choose to keep her unborn child is expected to leave this country divided for years to come. But has [...]
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What the Anti-Obama ‘Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln’ Ad Would Have Looked Like (PHOTO)
(HAHAJK) – Yesterday morning, the New York Times reported on a super-PAC plan submitted to Joe Ricketts, founder of TD Ameritrade and owner of the Chicago Cubs. Entitled, [...]
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U.S. News
Mitt Romney Begrudgingly Comes Out of the Closet As Obama’s Poll Numbers Climb
(HAHAJK) –There was a palpable buzz amongst the crowd of Log Cabin Republicans anxiously awaiting Mitt Romney’s appearance. What would the Republican Nominee say [...]
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If more women were like Rihanna, they would rule the universe
(HAHAJK) –Strong. Beautiful. Talented. Smart. Powerful. Rihanna embodies all of those things and more. If women plan to ever rise up and rule the [...]
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Technology
Facebook IPO: What we should change now that we are investors
(HAHAJK)—I am the proud owner of one share of Facebook stock. That means I am also part owner of the Internet site that has [...]
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Ron Paul ‘ends’ campaign; Ian Mckellen hopes comparisons will go away for another four years
(HAHAJK) – Ron Paul just called his presidential campaign to a halt, and no one is more relieved than actor Ian Mckellen. In an e-mail [...]
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The Menendez Bros: “We’d Like to Have Kids Someday”
(HAHAJK) – It’s been over 15 years since Lyle and Erik Menendez, the boys who perpetuated the stereotype of the over-privileged, under-supervised Beverly Hills [...]
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Sacha Baron Cohen Unsure of Which Stereotype to Ridicule Next
(HAHAJK) — Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie, “The Dictator,” is set to hit the theaters. Yet Cohen, who portrays, “Gen. Shabazz Aladeen,” the leader [...]
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‘Nottie’ Revealed to be ‘Hottie’ in Disguise
Sylvania, OH (HAHAJK) – High School sophomore Ashley Simpson, by all accounts a regular old “plain jane”, revealed today that she has in fact [...]
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If NBC’s ‘Smash’ wants to become one, they’ll have to take this advice
(HAHAJK) – Well, everybody loves Smash, even though it has nothing to do with the Incredible Hulk. After ending the season on a high [...]
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Here Mindy Kaling, I Will Help Name Your New Show
(HAHAJK) – We are all very excited that Office darling Mindy Kaling’s pilot has been picked up by Fox. It features Mindy as an [...]
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Yoko Ono Listens to a Podcast for the First Time
NEW YORK (HAHAJK) –Yoko Ono listened to a podcast for the first time after browsing the podcast section of Apple’s iTunes Store today. Although [...]
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What if the Avengers were your parents?
(HAHAJK) — It’s official, the newly released Avengers film is tops at the box office, with another $100 million weekend under its belt. As [...]
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Lisa Marie Presley gives dressing like Elvis a try
BURBANK, Calif. (HAHAJK) – Lisa Marie Presley is no stranger to the music industry but after years of struggling to define herself and her voice, the [...]
