Air Quotes with Tony Sam Ep. 2 – Feat. April Richardson and Chip Pope (PODCAST)
(HAHAJK) – Air Quotes is back and host/HAHAJK.com writer Tony Sam is hosting solo this time after co-host Kurtis Rintala suffers an injury. Tony [...]
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University ‘Greek’ systems now have higher GDP than Greece
Chicago, IL (HAHAJK) - After aggregating the net personal assets of fraternity and sorority members in the United States, economists at Pennsylvania State University concluded [...]
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Outrageous Confessions of a Stay at Home Mom
(HAHAJK) – A lot of mother’s have a baby and choose to jump right back in to the workforce, not me. Personally, I think [...]
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An adorable/threatening letter from a 7-yr old to her parents (PHOTO)
(HAHAJK) – Recently HAHAJK.com posted on piece on the signs that your child may be a psychopath. Here is one of those very signs. [...]
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao fight over gay marriage
(HAHAJK) –The fight that most boxing fans have wanted to see for years is Floyd Mayweather Jr. against Manny Pacquiao, and it appears they [...]
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Fishing Boat Catches First Arabian Horse in Pacific Ocean; Serves as Sushi Onboard
Santa Barbara, CA (HAHAJK) –We’re gonna need a bigger boat. You could only imagine the delight and amazement of the three young fisherman that landed [...]
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‘Nottie’ Revealed to be ‘Hottie’ in Disguise
Sylvania, OH (HAHAJK) – High School sophomore Ashley Simpson, by all accounts a regular old “plain jane”, revealed today that she has in fact [...]
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Danica Patrick Chosen as New Coke Zero Spokesperson Due to Lack of Wins
(HAHAJK) – Danica Patrick will be introduced as a Coca-Cola-sponsored driver today at Charlotte Motor Speedway, HAHAJK Sports has learned. The new Coke Zero sponsorship [...]
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What “America’s Got Talent” Contestants REALLY Need to Hear
Why do Howard Stern, Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel, Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell get to have all the fun? They should hire [...]
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Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka inspired by toilet bowl full of shit and his creepy uncle
(HAHAJK) –Johnny Depp has made a career out of playing quirky characters – there’s Edward Scissorhands, the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow and now the [...]
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What if the Avengers were your parents?
(HAHAJK) — It’s official, the newly released Avengers film is tops at the box office, with another $100 million weekend under its belt. As [...]
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Lisa Marie Presley gives dressing like Elvis a try
BURBANK, Calif. (HAHAJK) – Lisa Marie Presley is no stranger to the music industry but after years of struggling to define herself and her voice, the [...]
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Ron Paul ‘ends’ campaign; Ian Mckellen hopes comparisons will go away for another four years
(HAHAJK) – Ron Paul just called his presidential campaign to a halt, and no one is more relieved than actor Ian Mckellen. In an e-mail [...]
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The Menendez Bros: “We’d Like to Have Kids Someday”
(HAHAJK) – It’s been over 15 years since Lyle and Erik Menendez, the boys who perpetuated the stereotype of the over-privileged, under-supervised Beverly Hills [...]
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Sacha Baron Cohen Unsure of Which Stereotype to Ridicule Next
(HAHAJK) — Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie, “The Dictator,” is set to hit the theaters. Yet Cohen, who portrays, “Gen. Shabazz Aladeen,” the leader [...]
